Ta Da~ Stuff!

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asspiringdictionary:

jenniferstolzer:

justmissjac:

crystallizedtwilight:

Why, yes, I did just watch a tutorial on how to clean oxidized pennies.

Aside, I just realized that Rabbit probably smells like old pennies. I love that smell.

In between:

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jenniferstolzer:

justmissjac:

crystallizedtwilight:

Why, yes, I did just watch a tutorial on how to clean oxidized pennies.

Aside, I just realized that Rabbit probably smells like old pennies. I love that smell.

In between:

sdfghjkl;lkjuhygtfrewqwertgyhjukil;lkjhygtfrdeswASDFGHJKL;’#

#Q

May 21st
6:40 PM

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

#Q

6:26 PM

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danceswithdoritos:

draemishs:

coolasacalliope:

thedoctorpottergames:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US

AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED

IT WAS EVERYWHERE

IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA

6:23 PM

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dorodot:

if you mix an anything with tangela it looks either intrigued or really shocked

???

!

WHOA MAN BACK THAT SHIT UP

yooooo!

YOOOOOO

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

6:22 PM

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

how I discovered I was pansexual

shit that guy’s hot

oh fuck that girl’s hot too

wait what trans people are hot as well

damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot

is there a term for this condition

6:21 PM

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The Queen is not Amused...but I am.: The Tumblr/Yahoo! Metaphor

bestnatesmithever:

So David Karp built this really awesome sports car. He built it from scratch and it looks amazing and when he drives it around town all the teenagers go crazy. But he spent all his money building the car, and barely has enough money to keep gas in it or to do maintenance and upgrades to the car. So occasionally he gives rides to advertisers who just want to be seen riding around in the Tumblr mobile.

Yahoo is going through a mid-life crisis. Yahoo decides to buy a sports car so they can look cool with the younger generation. They decide to buy Karp’s sports car, but they realize if they try to drive it they’ll just crash it.

So they come to an agreement. They own the car, but they don’t get to drive the car. David Karp will continue driving it, and can drive it wherever he wants, as long as Yahoo can sit in the passenger seat and tell the teenagers that Yahoo owns the car.

The good news for Karp is he’ll never need gas money again. The good news for Yahoo is it basically just called “shotgun!” to the tune of $1.1 Billion.

And as long Yahoo never reaches over and tries to grab the steering wheel, the good news for us is Tumblr will continue to take us where we want to go.

6:13 PM

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watchtheskytonight:

sassytimelordminion:

ilovecharts:

And why does this exist?

~~I’m a writer this is exactly what I need for my story~~

6:12 PM

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shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

6:09 PM

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jaredsadalecki:

Reblog if you’re a superwholock, and then check your ask later.

6:09 PM

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me: *gets out of shower*
*wraps towel around head*
me: PRINCE ALI FABULOUS IS HE ALI ABABWAAAAAAA

6:06 PM

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cattoo444:

attilee:

pretty much.

omg I love tumblr’s and anon’s relationship. he’s just kind of his babysitter even if anon thinks he’s tumblr’s protector

6:05 PM

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

6:05 PM

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vonlipwig:

vonlipwig:

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

6:05 PM

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twinkiemiinapie:

novium:

that lil bitch

xD

6:04 PM

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an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this